So, cutting to the chase: I’m poor as hell. I can barely afford food; I just lost my job but am unable to collect unemployment; I have no income; my family can’t ease my way; and I have to pay rent at the beginning of next month, which will suck my finances completely dry.
In an effort to not become a homeless manchild, I’m offering commissions.
I’ll do a bunch of $2 sketch commissions for people, if that’s what I need to do. I’ll do $30 digital vector portraits if people want. I’ll do $15 flat color illustrations. I don’t care. Name your price and I’ll draw your thing. Just please help.
And if you can’t purchase a commission then at least reblog this. I’m in serious trouble and I’m really stressed out about the whole situation. Examples of my work can be found here.
Guys, it’s been 10 minutes and this has 3 notes. I have more than 1200 followers. If you each take one second to reblog this or request a sketch commission, that’s $2400.
PLEASE. HELP. I am seriously in a pit and I don’t know what else to do right now.
If you can reblog a funny text post about “penus” from me, you can reblog this to help me not become a homeless post-adolescent panhandler.
Update: in order to request a commission(s), just send me an Ask with what you would like me to do for you, and I’ll send you my PayPal info and a friendly thank you in return.
im still laughing at this
MAN I DONT WANT TO SEE MORE ROCKSTARS DYING.
DO YOU HEAR ME RINGO STARR
BRIAN MAY, ROGER TAYLOR.
JONESY, PATRICK PAGE, pERCY. PLEASE DON’T
ROGER WATERS DAVID GILMOUR RICHARD WRIGHT NICK MASON
PAUL MCCARTNEY DEAKY JOHN DENSMORE
PETE TOWNSHEND, ROGER DALTREY DONT LEAVE US
this is the saddest post the classic rock fandom has ever made.
STEVEN TYLER, AXL ROSE, SLASH, OZZY
How many tears did The Doctor cry?
Was it enough to fill two Ponds?
I think people should have to get psychiatric, medical and government permission to be transphobic. Also, make sure your spouse, family and friends approve too. We wouldn’t to upset their lives by your selfish and rash decision to be transphobic would we?
And before you get a diagnosis of transphobia, you need to go through the real life test where you have to live a year with everybody knowing you’re a transphobe but you’re not allowed to do or say transphobic things.
And your therapist will have to make sure you really want to be a transphobe too. And ask you if maybe you’d be okay with just being a homophobe. Also, how long have you had these feelings of transphobia? Did you have them as a child? Did you wear transphobic slogans on your clothes as a child?
And if you want to go all the way with your transphobia, you’re going to need 2 doctor’s notes and about $20,000.
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
if i ever become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog